I'VE BEEN GETTING YOUR CLOTHES
READY FOR THE COUNTY SHOW,

WHY DON'T I BOOK IT NOW
AND YOU CAN ALWAYS CANCEL LATER.

GIVE HIM A TWIRL. LET THE DOG SEE THE RABBIT.

IF THIS CONFERENCE GOES WELL,
YOU COULD GET A HELICOPTER.

WE INTERSPERSE IT WITH THEIR FAVOURITE POP SONGS,
MAKE IT LIGHT-HEARTED, GIVE THEM A PLATFORM.

NO, BUT THIS COULD BE A COMPACT SWISS CHALET.

PEOPLE BOUNCE BACK.
DENNIS HOPPER, ROIF HARRIS... THERE ARE OTHERS.

THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE
AND WE'RE DOING "SUPER TALK".

I'D LIKE FOUR GLITTER EXPLOSIONS, 12 PUFF FLASHES...

YEAH, WHATEVER.
DID YOU GET ANY VALENTINE'S CARDS THIS MORNING?

THOSE GUYS DON'T CARE HOW OLD YOU ARE,
OR IF YOU'RE GAY.

AND I'M AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,

THE FUNNY THING IS I'VE BEEN
IN THE BUSINESS FOR 15 YEARS,

YOU MUST KNOW SOME OF THE RUBBISH YOU PRODUCE.
TONGUE, FOR EXAMPLE. WHO EATS TONGUE?

AND SHOUT, "GET OUT OF THE AREA!"
AND WATCH THEM PANIC.

NO. THAT'S A RAZOR.
COULD HAVE DONE WITH THAT FOR THE CRACKLING.

# HIT ME! HIT ME... #
ONLY A FEW MORE NIGHTS IN THE CARAVAN.

I'M GONNA HUMP YA.