EVEN THOUGH I DO HATE IT AND I DON'T
LIVE HERE, I POP IN FOR BREAKFAST.

- IT'S JUST ME AND DAN GOING.
- FINE. I'LL JUST GET HAMMERED ON ME OWN.

YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT JUST SPICES.
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SPICE TRADE.

HOW ARE YOU? DID YOU GET MARRIED?

I THINK THAT'S WHAT PUTS ME OFF.

LISTEN. I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT BEFORE.
YOU CAUGHT ME AT A BAD MOMENT.

WHICH IS ILLEGAL.

# THE SPIDER'S TOUCH

SORRY.

NO, YOU COMPLETE CRETIN, I'M JUST CONTRIBUTING TO THIS FARCE.
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO ACCUSE ME OF?

..REVOLVE. OR VICE VERSA, YOU KNOW.

(FARTING NOISE)

- SO...SHALL WE START, ALAN?
- YES.

TELL THEM I'LL JOIN IN, AND TO SHOW
THAT I'M NOT A STICK-IN-THE-MUD

YOU THREW A MONKEY IN THE SEA?

AND DON'T TRY TO HOVER UP SO THAT THE ROPE
GOES SLACK. THEY COULD DO THAT, COULDN'T THEY?

IT WAS RUDDY SUPERB.

I DON'T FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE. IT'S JUST CONFUSING.