THAT RIDES OFF LIKE THAT.

I WAS SHOWING IT TO A GEORDIE LAST NIGHT
AND I'VE GONE AND LEFT IT IN HIS BLOODY HANDS.

IT'S JUST SOME PEOPLE
FIND WHAT YOU SAID A BIT RACIST.

- GUM?
- YEAH. CHEERS.

SO YOU DON'T THINK I CAN TELL ANECDOTES?

- GOODNIGHT.
- GOODNIGHT.

WHAT, LIKE THREE MEN BURNING IN A TANK,
GOING "URGH!"?

AND THIS BEAUTIFUL LASSIE COMES UP,
AND SHE'S HALF THE PRICE OF THE OTHERS,

- HOW DID IT GO?
- A BIT BAD, LYNN!

I WILL NOW DO THE VIDEO
FOR THE SAME AMOUNT AS LAST TIME TO HELP LYNN.

I AM TECHNICALLY A GUEST
AND YOU FAILED TO CONTROL ME.

THANK YOU, ALAN.
SLIGHTLY MORE EXCITING THAN I'D ANTICIPATED.

LET'S MAKE IT MORE FROTHY
WITH A SQUIRT OF LIGHT LEMON LIQUID.

THANK YOU VEY MUCH INDEED.
KISS MY FACE!

I DON'T SEE WHAT THIS IS GOING TO GAIN YOU.

OH, CHRIST! I'M SORRY.

NEXT WEEK'S GUEST PETROL WILL BE... TEXACO AGAIN.

YOU HAVEN'T OPENED THE GATE. WELL DONE.