HE WAS SMELLY MAN. TOMEK DID NOT LIKE HIM.
TOMEK SAID WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY COFFEE.

AND HE WAS ONLY THREE.

- YOU DON'T WANT TO WASH THE DISHES?
- LET'S MAKE LOVE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

YEAH, YEAH.

I THINK I MADE A COMPLAINT ABOUT YOU
AND YOU'RE PURSUING A VENDETTA,

(GEORDIE ACCENT) "ADD A DASH OF BLUE BLOOD."
(ALAN SINGS IT)

- DO YOU MIND IF I BRING MY GUITAR?
- I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T, IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF AREA.

A DIGITAL WATCH WITH DENIM STRAP,
A VODKA MINIATURE, A BIC-STYLE RAZOR

- SHALL I...
- KEEP HER AWAY FROM DIGNITARIES.

HE GAVE A TALK TO OUR SIXTH-FORMERS.

- PERHAPS THOSE PEOPLE WERE CAUGHT SHORT.
- THEY DO IT ON PURPOSE, LYNN!

I KNOW IT SAYS, "THOU SHALT NOT LIE,"

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND. WE WERE BONKING LIKE MAD
LAST NIGHT IN THE CARAVAN.

I WONDER IF THERE'S SOMETHING IN THAT.

HE THOUGHT, "I'M GOING TO WEAR A T-SHIRT
WITH 'CROWDED HOUSE' WRITTEN ON THE FRONT".

- BUDGE UP.
- THAT WAY?

- YOU'RE WRONG.
- OH, MAN. WHAT ABOUT, YOU KNOW...

GUESS WHICH ONE OF YOU TWO LADIES
I'M GOING TO MAKE LOVE WITH NOW.