(IMPERSONATING ALAN)
MORNING, SUSAN. AH-A!

# SUCH A COLD FINGER... #

CALLED UK CONQUEST.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

HE PROVIDES ALL HER

THIS IS THE SAME RUBBISH AS THE OTHER DAY
WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT PUTTING A SPINE IN A BAP.

- HELLO, ALAN.
- HELLO, SUSAN. THIRD FLOOR?

- I LOVE THE BEATLES.
- YEAH. SO DO I.

SADLY, IT DIDN'T WORK, SO OFF IT CAME AGAIN,

HERE'S BRIAN AND MICHAEL.

SO, HOW MANY PEOPLE
WERE KILLED IN THE IRISH FAMINE?

- DID YOU WATCH MY TV SHOW?
- OH, YES.

(HONKING)

PESTER DEBENHAM'S FOR FREE LAMPS, FREE
LAMPSHADES, WHATEVER YOU CAN BLAG OFF THEM.

BONO? HE'S NOT HERE. DO YOU FANCY A CURRY?

HELLO, ALAN. GOOD NEWS.

WERE YOU CLOSE?

DONALD WINS OUR TOP PRIZE OF AN ACTION MAN
MILITARY FIGURE. IT'S GOT ALL KINDS OF FEATURES.