- THEN SMACK HER WITH A SHOVEL.
- I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

THANK YOU.

- I PREFER TO GO ALONE...
- SURE.

HE THOUGHT, ''YES, I WILL BUY
THAT COPY OF 'PUNCH' MAGAZINE''.

IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, ALAN?
I HAVE TO LEAVE THE DESK UNATTENDED.

IF YOU DON'T START TREATING HER BETTER,
I'M GOING TO KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF.

TRY SAYING NOTHING.

AYE. OR MAYBE
HAVE JUST A BEEF BURGER FOR YOUR PALM.

BUT IF YOU DO, YOU CAN KEEP
THE COMPANY WITH A SKELETON STAFF...

YES, I THINK I PROBABLY WOULD.

WORD PORRIDGE!

FIRST, ALAN WAS VERY SHY BEFORE WE MAKE LOVE.
HE WAS VERY SHY OF HIS BODY.

HE HAS A NEW BABY BOY, JOSHUA,
AND HIS DAUGHTER HAS JUST STARTED SCHOOL.

THEY'RE LIKE BABY BAGS FOR YOUR FEET.

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE ONE,
CONSIDERING WHAT'S HAPPENED.

YES. I'VE BEEN DESTROYING MY CEREALS.
GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

JUST POP YOUR ELBOW ON THERE...

WHY DO THEY CHANGE THE NAME?
CONSIGNIA AND SCOPE.