FROM FAT, CHUBBY LADIES OF THE RENAISSANCE,
TO HARD-FACED CROMWELLIAN SOURPUSSES,

ALAN, "BOUNCING BACK". I SUSPECT
YOU MEANT IT AS AN IRONIC TITLE, DIDN'T YOU?

I WAS SHOWING IT TO A GEORDIE LAST NIGHT
AND I'VE GONE AND LEFT IT IN HIS BLOODY HANDS.

EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, MR PARTRIDGE?

UNLESS I'M REPRIMANDING THEM,

EEEH! LYNN!

RIGHT, FINE.

- HELLO.
- HELLO. YOU GOING TO THE LIFT, TOO?

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

YES, INDEED. MY NAME'S DAVE CLIFTON,
AND THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE -

YEAH. IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT, WASN'T IT?

JUST WANTED TO SAY YOUR COMMENTS EARLIER
ABOUT FARMERS WAS IGNORANT AND OFFENSIVE,

- AND A SIDE CLUMP OF CRESS.
- RIGHT. AND YOU WANT THAT NOW?

- YOU ARE VERY BRILLIANT. IT'S A CLEVER SCHEDULE.
- THANK YOU.

IT'S WELL RENDERED. I SHOULD HAVE GOT THEM
TO DO THE HOUSE. BETTER THAN THESE BASTARDS.

WE'LL HAVE THAT PINT.

- IT'S A BIT MORE TASTEFUL THAN THAT.
- IT'S CALLED "TITSNADE ZOO".

IT JUST SAYS, "TO JED MAXWELL FROM ALAN".