THEN WATCH TV, LIKE "CONE DANCING".
IT'S WHEN PEOPLE RELIEVE THEMSELVES
ON EACH OTHER.
BUT I'M NIT-PICKING. A VERY GOOD EFFORT.
SEVEN ON TEN. LET'S MAKE LOVE.
SORRY. I WON'T DO THE SHOTGUN THING ON THE RADIO.
THAT'S JUST FOR THE BAPTISTS.
IN THE BEST CHAPTER,
I TALK ABOUT WHEN I GORGED ON TOBLERONE
THAT'S A HOMOSEXUAL.
CHOCOLATE ADDICTION
WILL NEVER BE AS DESTRUCTIVE AS DRUG ADDICTION.
I WAS WORRIED THAT THE RINGING
MAY HAVE SOUNDED LIKE A MATING CALL.
# I TRIED TO HIDE FROM YOUR LOVE LIFE... #
(FARTING NOISE)
GUIDE DOGS FOR THE BLIND. IT'S CRUEL, REALLY, ISN'T IT?
I THINK YOU'VE PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER
AND YOU'VE MADE FIVE
THEY'RE QUITE NICE, I SUPPOSE, YEAH.
UNFORTUNATELY, PEOPLE WOULD RATHER WATCH
CLIPS OF IDIOTS DRIVING CARS LIKE MANIACS
EEEH! LYNN!
I'VE GOT MY TICKET. SHAKE MY HAND!
I'M OFF. I LEAVE YOU
IN THE CAPABLE HANDS OF DAVE CLIFTON,
IT'S SOUP YOU CAN EAT. BUT LOTS OF LIQUID.
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