RIGHT, THEN.

HE WAS ASKING WHAT KIND OF PHONE I HAD
AND I SAID, "A MOTOROLA TIMEPORT."

IS THAT AN ORIGINAL?

OR EVEN...

SORT OF A PRIMITIVE FORM
OF STEPHEN HAWKING'S VOICE BOX.

- IS THERE A WHOOPEE CUSHION IN HERE?
- YES.

AND WHAT DID YOU HAVE
FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?

I COULD HAVE BEEN DONE FOR DRINK DRIVING.

I RECKON I COULD DO THAT BOND STUFF.

(PHONE)

MIKE SAMPSON. PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

- THERE GOES SIOBHAN.
- I'M GOING TO BOX HER IN AT THE SQUASH COURT!

PROBABLY ME NEXT.

- CERTAINLY.
- YEAH. YOU ROBOT.

A FRIED BREAKFAST MAKES AN EXCELLENT APHRODISIAC.
EXCUSE ME.

- GOOD.
- HOW LONG YOU LIVE IN HOUSE?

YOU SHOULD DO HIM A CHEAP KITCHEN.

SEE HOW I FEEL AFTER THE FISHCAKES.