- OH?
- I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU COW!

YOU'VE LOCKED THE DOOR.
SOMETIMES YOU DON'T WANT TO.

IF YOU TRIED TO HANG A HAWK,
THEY COULD ALWAYS HOVER SO THE ROPE WENT SLACK.

YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE REST, AREN'T YOU?

- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE MARRIED.
- AYE.

HE SAID, "YOU JAMMY BASTARD"
AND I REPLIED, "DON'T BE BLUE, PETER."

I'VE TRIED THAT ONE.

NORTH WALES. OFF THE M56.

(SOUTH AFRLCAN ACCENT) FULL BEAM.

AND A RECEIPT FOR A PAIR OF SHOES
FROM DOLCIS IN DUNDEE.

IT'S A BIT DIFFICULT 'CAUSE...

# LIFE ISN'T EVERYTHING... #

THIS IS MY WIFE AND I
GOING OFF TO THE LOCAL MARKETPLACE,

PEOPLE WHO FELT VERY ALONE,
BUT THROUGH ME THEY'VE FOUND A FRIEND...

LIKE SHARON DAVIES AND JET FROM "GLADIATORS".

SO WHAT DO PEOPLE THINK

YES. ALTHOUGH KATE FELT SHE BOUNCED BACK,

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A ROSE FOR THE LADY?
IT'S