THAT WAS TONY HAYERS'S OFFICE ON THE PHONE.
THEY'VE PUT THE MEETING FORWARD TO 12.30 TODAY.

SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM.

NOW, YESTERDAY,
I TROD IN A RATHER LARGE FARMER'S PAT

HOW DID THE COUNTY SHOW GO, ALAN?

YOU'VE GOT A CHOICE. YOU CAN EITHER
BOOK ME NOW, OR WAIT FOR CLIFF THORBURN.

I SAY, "THIS IS FOR YOU, TOM!"
HE'S BEGGING US, MAN. "NO! PLEASE! DON'T!"

# IT STARTED WITH A KISS

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO CALL THE HOUSE?

WE INTERSPERSE IT WITH THEIR FAVOURITE POP SONGS,
MAKE IT LIGHT-HEARTED, GIVE THEM A PLATFORM.

- LOVELY PHRASE, VERY SIMPLE, VERY MOVING.
- ALAN, IT'S A BOAT VIDEO.

RUBY GRAPEFRUIT JUICE.

I THINK PEOPLE ARE SAYING,

BIG FEET REMIND ME OF GAMMON.

FANCY GOING FOR A DRINK?

- LIVING ROOM.
- I LIKE THIS, YES.

OH, MY GOD, LYNN'S HERE.
LYNN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO FAT AND STEAL MY PENSION?

(COCKEREL CROWS)
- A-HA!