WITH A GOOD-LOOKING MAN WITH COLLAR-LENGTH HAIR.
IT WAS THE '70S. BUCKAROO.

I TOLD HER I DISAPPROVE OF WORKPLACE RELATIONSHIPS,
BUT SHIT HAPPENS.

WE COULD CALL IT
"AROUND THE WORLD WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE

- YES, I AM.
- I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

SORRY. IT'S NOT GOING VERY WELL.

LYNN, BIGAMISTS HAVE SEVERAL IDENTITIES.

- A MINERAL WATER, PLEASE.
- STILL OR FIZZY?

# LIFE, IT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME,

JURASSIC PARK.

LET ME REPHRASE THAT. CAN I...
NO, ACTUALLY I'LL JUST REPEAT THE QUESTION.

I'VE DONE IT AGAIN.

- COME ON IN.
- CAN WE STILL TALK ABOUT KITCHENS?

ALL RIGHT. WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE A TALK ON WEDNESDAY EVENING?

CATCH THE TRAIN TO LONDON
STOPPING AT REJECTION, DISAPPOINTMENT,

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, THEN.

# NOBODY DOES IT HALF AS GOOD AS YOU
BABY, YOU'RE THE BEST #

WE COULD SEE IT AT SKEGNESS.
TIMMY MALLET'S GONNA BE THERE.

THEY DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE SO BIG.
THEY GO, "WHY AM I SO MASSIVE?"