WOULD YOU BE BRAVE ENOUGH
TO LET ME FINISH MY CONVERSATION?

FINE.

GOOD MORNING TO YOU, SIR.

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND. WE WERE BONKING LIKE MAD
LAST NIGHT IN THE CARAVAN.

MIND YOUR HEAD. IT'S COMING DOWN.

HA! YOU BASTARD!

RIGHT, FINE.

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALAN'S LOVE BUD.

WALLOP!

THESE CORRIDORS.

VERY GOOD. HAVE YOU
GOT A BATTERY FOR AN ERICKSON?

PERHAPS SAY THAT THEY'RE LIKE A MARQUEE FOR TOES
OR A FOOT TENT, SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

- WHO'S TOM DONALDSON?
- JUST A MATE.

JUST TO REASSURE YOU,
THE QUEEN IS NOT DEAD.

THEY DIDN'T BAT AN EYELID.
I'LL JUST TELL THEM IT'S ME.

I LENT IT TO THAT BLOKE AT THE PETROL STATION.

- WOULD YOU ALSO LIKE THIS BOOK?
- WHAT'S IT ABOUT?

IF SHE DETONATES THOSE, IT'LL BE THE MOTHER
OF ALL PONGS. THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S BRAVE.