OH...BUTTER MY ARSE!

BONO!

YOU'VE GONE AGAIN! GOODNIGHT.

- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
- TRIED TO OUT-DANCE A COMPUTER. IMPOSSIBLE.

- WOULD YOU LIKE A CUBAN CIGAR, TONY?
- YES, PLEASE.

I'M VERY GRATEFUL YOU'VE COME OVER.

GIRLFRIEND'S LEFT ME.

"DANGEROUS DOGS SHOULD HAVE
THEIR TEETH REPLACED WITH RUBBER."

JET FROM "GLADIATORS" TO HOST
A MILLENNIUM BARN DANCE AT YEOVIL AERODROME.

I THINK SEAN WOULD RATHER WANDER ROUND
THE WILDFOWL PARK IN PEPPERSTOCK

AIDAN IS FROM SELBRIDGE, WHICH IS
NEAR DUBLIN, AND I'M FROM WEST CORK.

THEY TOOK THE TECHNOLOGY
FROM NASA BASICALLY, WHICH IS EXTRAORDINARY.

(MUSIC PLAYS)

- WILL YOU BE HAVING WINE WITH YOUR MEAL?
- NOT FOR ME.

SOMETHING TO PITCH TO TONY HAYERS
AT BBC LUNCH, FRIDAY.

- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I USED TO THINK?
- NO.

NICE PERFUME OR SOMETHING.

I USED TO THINK, "OOH, SHE'S NICER THAN MY WIFE!"