IF I WAS YOUNG AND MORE ATTRACTIVE?
- I TEACH HERE.
- I SEE.
- I LOVE CHOCOLATE.
- SO DO I.
- THERE'S SONJA TALKING TO THE BUILDERS.
- OH, GOD!
IT'S 4.50 AM.
- GET READY FOR THE TAX PEOPLE.
- CHILL OUT, BABE...LOVE...LYNN.
- HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.
- YEAH.
YOU SIT THERE ON YOUR FAT BEHIND,
NO, NO.
LET IT GO, LYNN. YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO MEET HIM.
AYE. INCLUDING YOU, FOUR REGULARS.
- WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR FINGERS?
- THEY'RE TUNGSTEN-TIPPED SCREWS.
YES. IN FACT, THE BEST THING I EVER DID
WAS GETTING THROWN OUT BY MY WIFE!
ALAN, ALAN! I'M NOT GOING
TO GIVE YOU A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT,
- UNUSUAL ACCENT. WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
- I'M ORIGINALLY FROM NEWCASTLE, LIKE.
IS THAT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE HOLIDAYING
IN ENGLAND. I'LL DRINK TO THAT. CHEERS!
- NO!
- RIGHT.
IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO, JUST ASK.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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