NO, NO.

I WANT YOU TO POUR A LITTLE BIT,
LET ME SIP IT, AND THEN POUR THE REST.

ANYWAY, COMMISERATIONS.

- IS THE ANSWER TO THAT YES OR NO? QUICKLY.
- YEAH.

OH.

HE'S GOT A CONDITION,
SO MAKE SURE HE RUBS IT IN HIS FEET

(KNOCKING)
COME IN.

WHICH CELEBRITY YOU'D SPEND A BANK HOLIDAY WITH
AND WHAT WOULD YOU DO.

- THAT'S NOT WATERSPORTS.
- WHAT'S WATERSPORTS?

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?

- THAT WAS LOVELY.
- YES. LIKE A VERY MOVING SHEEP DIP.

IT'S BAD ENOUGH SITTING ON YOUR OWN
IN A REAL NIGHTCLUB, WHICH YOU DO,

WELL, YOU CAN BE DAVID COPPERFIELD.

- COLMAN'S MUSTARD COLMAN?
- YEAH.

- TELL HER WHOSE HOUSE IT IS.
- IT'S MY HOUSE.

(SOUTH AFRICAN ACCENT)
I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED.

IT'S LIKE KILROY, BUT WITH TEA,
WAGON WHEELS AND SUE COOK.

IN THREE MINUTES' TIME
I'LL BE TALKING TO NORFOLK'S YOUNGEST BUTCHER.