I HAVEN'T GOT A GIRLFRIEND ANY MORE.
WHAT SHALL I DO?

- WANT A GLASS OF WINE?
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH. CHEERS.

- WERE YOU SICK?
- NOT REALLY, NO.

HE THOUGHT, "I'M GOING TO WEAR A T-SHIRT
WITH 'CROWDED HOUSE' WRITTEN ON THE FRONT".

THIS ONE'S A BAPTIST.
LYNN'S BEING SUBMERGED THIS WEEK, FOR HER SINS.

I'M NOT OLD! I'M 43, YOU CHEEKY GIT!

IT'S EQUIDISTANT BETWEEN LONDON AND NORWICH.

THE INTERESTING THING
ABOUT NEWS AND CURRENT AFFAIRS...

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE ONE,
CONSIDERING WHAT'S HAPPENED.

THE IRAQIS MUST HAVE BEEN PETRIFIED
WHEN THEY SAW THAT.

IN A WAY THAT EXCLUDES HER EMPLOYER.

- I'D HAVE AN APACHE ATTACK HELICOPTER.
- OH, GREAT.

IF YOU COULD ASK FOR MY AUTOGRAPH THEN
AND SHAKE MY HAND...LATER!

- WILL YOU TAKE 324?
- YEAH.

HERE'S TO THE FUTURE.

- HOW MUCH IS IT?
- 325,000.

ALAN, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TRADE DOWN
YOUR ROVER 800 FOR A SMALLER CAR.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS IN THE MORNING?