YOU DO GET THAT, BUT YOU ALSO GET MY VOICE.

MARVELLOUS.

I'M MICHAEL AN' ALL.

YES, IT IS.

- SHELL, ABOUT A QUARTER OF A MILE.
- HAS IT GOT A MINI-MART?

- MY BOYFRIEND CALL HIM JACK SHIT!
- IS SHE ANNOYING YOU?

I THINK I'D HAVE TO SAY THE BEST OF THE BEATLES.

- WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
- WATCHED A DOCUMENTARY ON QUICKSAND.

PITY, BECAUSE THEY WERE VERY KEEN ON THAT ONE.

- A TABLE FOR TWO, SIR?
- YES, PLEASE.

OH, YOUR AGE. WELL, HAMILTON'S HAVE...

LOOKS LIKE A LADY, BUT REALLY IT'S A MAN.

MICHAEL, WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?

- NO, SHE'S NOT. SHE'S FIFTY.
- SO'S HELEN MIRREN.

IT'S AN INVITATION TO MY BAPTISM.

I'M GOING TO GIVE SONJA A TELEPHONE NUMBER.
THERE'S SOMEONE YOU SHOULD TALK TO.

ANY TIME IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES.

AND THE OTHER HALF OVER THERE.