TALKING...

- YEAH.
- I'LL HAVE 12 BOTTLES, PLEASE.

ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S HIS BOOK LIKE?
I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME.

- A LITTLE HUG?
- A QUICK ONE.

I ADMIRE YOU TEACHERS. YOU'RE VERY HEROIC
TO DO WHAT YOU DO FOR SUCH RUBBISH MONEY.

I DON'T BECAUSE I USE LYNX AFRICA.

(GEORDIE ACCENT)
AYE-AYE, MR PARTRIDGE, MORNING.

WOULD HAVE BEEN BURNT AT THE STAKE.

- ABOOT?
- AYE. YOU KNOW, VANDALS. WHAT IS IT ALL ABOOT?

WHAT? REALLY?

(SCREECHING)

- DO YOU WANT SOME SUGAR PUFFS?
- THAT'LL BE NICE.

YOU JUST TAKE NORMAL PHOTOGRAPH INTO
SNAPPY SNAPS AND HE PUT PHOTO ON CUSHION.

- BUT I'M NOT A SEX OFFENDER.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT. THEY WON'T ASK ABOUT IT.

IT'S JUST A TITLE.

I WANTED TO WATCH ROGER MOORE
NECKING WITH FIONA FULLERRTON.

LET'S SEE WHAT THIS IDIOT DID.. IN AMERICA.

I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.