L WILL NOT HAVE UNCLEANSED COFFEE CUPS HERE.
THE PLAGUE STARTED FROM A MALATTENDED SURFACE.

SCENE 13, TAKE 3,

TODAY IS LYNN'S DAY AND SHE HAS BOUNCED BACK
IN THE SAME WAY THAT I HAVE.

- ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- DAN MOODY.

- I'VE REALLY GOT TO GO, ALAN.
- I'LL DO IT NOW.

- POINT HIM OUT TO ME.
- HE'S GOT A BEARD.

LYNN, MESSAGE FROM ALAN.

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON THEIR SOULS.

I KNOW YOU'VE HAD PROBLEMS IN THE PAST...

- WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE.
- THIS IS HUGH MORRIS,

THE "DAILY MAIL"?
ARGUABLY THE BEST NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD.

YOU'VE COME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE
TO TELL ME ABOUT A WALNUT GEAR KNOB?

- 3O?
- 3O?!

I THINK YOU'RE SPLITTING HAIRS.

YES. I THINK I'LL HAVE
THE FETTUCCINI A L'ARRABBIATA, PLEASE.

WAS FOR A COMPANY
THAT MAKES TONER FOR PHOTOCOPIERS.

AND AT THE END OF THE DAY, THE PUBS ARE OPEN,
AND WE'LL BE IN THERE GETTING PISSED!

- WHAT ELSE?
- THERE'S A RIVER MARKET.