(MUSIC PLAYS)

IT'S IN THE SCHEDULE.
VISIT TO YOUR MOTHER'S GRAVE, THEN "DOCTOR NO".

# AND HE PAINTED MATCHSTALK MEN
AND MATCHSTALK CATS AND DOGS

I PRESUME WE'RE ALL GOING TO KEEP IN TOUCH
NOW THE WORK'S FINISHED?

- SMELL THE CHEESE.
- NO, I DON'T WANT TO.

(BURPS)

NO. THAT'S A RAZOR.
COULD HAVE DONE WITH THAT FOR THE CRACKLING.

FOR A BRITISH HOLIDAY WITH A DIFFERENCE ON A
BOAT, ALWAYS CHOOSE HAMILTON'S WATER BREAKS,

SO IT'S SLIGHTLY LESS RUDE.

DAN!

SECURITY THERE IS TERRIBLE.
THEY'D PROBABLY LET YOU IN.

THERE IS ZERO TOLERANCE ON DENIM IN THE BAR?

HOW DO CLOWNS GO DOWN IN SOUTH AFRICA?

I DON'T THINK WINE'S AN ELITIST THING ANY MORE.
YOU CAN GET GOOD WINE IN TESCO'S NOW.

THEY MIGHT EAT THEM IN YOUR COUNTY.
WE DON'T HERE.

# BA DA DA
DA-DA DA-DA DA DA DA... #

BASICALLY, TERRESTRIAL TV IS A DEAD DUCK,
AND WHO WATCHES A DEAD DUCK?

I'VE EATEN FOUR AND I'VE GOT TWO WHITE ONES LEFT,
I DON'T LIKE THEM AS MUCH,