NO, NO. I'VE GOT LOTS OF PLANS.

SO DO YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME MORE?

YEAH.

YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO LEARN.

AND YOU'LL BE HANGED BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.

I THINK THAT WENT QUITE WELL.

- WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE BEATLES ALBUM?
- TOUGH ONE.

- BUT YOU HAVE.
- I KNOW!

SONJA, THAT WAS CLASSIC INTERCOURSE.

YES, INDEED. MY NAME'S DAVE CLIFTON,
AND THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE -

SCENE 13, TAKE 3,

- YOU COULD WEAR IT OR FLOSS WITH IT!
- OR SLICE CHEESE WITH IT!

(WOMAN) I THINK WE'LL BE GIANT..

YOU COULD BE MY STUNTMAN.
YOU'VE GOT A GOOD PHYSIQUE.

GO TO THE FRONT OF THE BUFFET QUEUE.

- # DING DONG MERRILY ON... #
- DON'T SING, SUSAN!

ACTUALLY, YOU'D PROBABLY CALL IT
A BIG TOOL, WOULDN'T YOU?

THAT MEANS THERE WILL BE NOISE
OR THERE WON'T BE NOISE?