YOU COULD TALK THE HIND LEGS OFF A DONKEY.

- CAN'T YOU USE TWO?
- I SUPPOSE THAT MIGHT WORK.

- SEE?
- BUT YOU'VE DONE IT.

SAY "PEDESTRIANISATION OF NORWICH
CITY CENTRE" TO ANYONE

- HE'D HAVE BEEN 41 NEXT MONTH.
- OH, GOD.

LOVELY TO MEET YOU. I MUST SEE MIKE YAPLEY.

IT'S EQUIDISTANT BETWEEN LONDON AND NORWICH.

AND THE FRENCH.

THAT'S IT.

IF I WAS DRESSED ON THE OTHER SIDE
IT WOULD BE IN CONTACT.

FEW OF THEM MAKE 60.
WHY ARE THERE HOLES IN MY "DAILY MAIL"?

(JILL) WHAT DID YOU DO EIGHT YEARS AGO?

MIKE SAMPSON. PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

(SUSAN) DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR CAR.
I'LL GET MICHAEL TO SORT IT OUT FOR YOU.

AS ORDERED. ONE CUP OF BEANS.
I'VE PUT A SAUSAGE IN. IT'S A MICHAEL SPECIAL.

- EITHER WAY, ONE OF US IS GOING DOWN.
- ALAN, I'VE COME TO MAKE PEACE.

I'M DOWN, BUT I'M NOT A HO.

THINK ABOUT IT. NO ONE HAD HEARD OF OXFORD
BEFORE "INSPECTOR MORSE".