HELLO. THE GENTLEMEN
FROM THE CORPORATE VIDEO ARE ON THEIR WAY.

YOU MUST HAVE PRESSED
THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "YES".

SO, JUST TO RE-EMPHASISE ONE MORE TIME,
HER CONTRACT HAS BEEN TERMINATED.

LOOKING AT THE BIG GIRDLE SECTION?

- YES. HOW'S THE BOOK DOING?
- WONDERFULLY WELL.

THERE YOU GO.
THEY TAUGHT YOU A TRADE. MINOR REPAIRS.

TALKING OUT OF HIS ARSE.

- I'VE NOT GOT CANCER.
- YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.

I'M GOING TO RING CAROL
AND ASK IF SHE'LL DO THE CORPORATE VIDEO.

- HELLO,
- FUNNY STORY?

AND AT THE END OF THE DAY, THE PUBS ARE OPEN,
AND WE'LL BE IN THERE GETTING PISSED!

CAN OF FANTA?

WITH A SELF-PENNED SONG
ENTITLED "I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU LEFT ME".

AGATHA CHRISTIE'S PROBABLY
ALREADY THOUGHT OF THAT ONE.

- SONJA, DID YOU GET THE PICCALILLI?
- YES.

STRAIGHT AWAY YOU'VE GOT THEM BY THE JAFFAS.

I HEARD HE HIT A PROSTITUTE.

CHRIS?