YES. THE BEDROOM.
DOWN THE CORRIDOR, LAST DOOR ON THE LEFT.

IN WHICH CASE
I WON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S HAPPENED.

HELLO.

SINCE THE '80S.

YOU CAN'T MUCK ABOUT WITH YOUR OWN KIDS.

- WHO'S TOM DONALDSON?
- JUST A MATE.

THAT IS 182 BOTTLES OF BODY LOTION.

THERE. HELP YOURSELF TO A SCONE.
YOU'RE PROBABLY SICK OF CANTEEN FOOD ON TOUR.

JUST TO CHECK, THAT WASN'T
THE REAL ENDING TO THE STORY, WAS IT?

YOU'RE SEXY.

OH, LOOK AT YOU, ALAN. YOU SHOULD BE IN HOSPITAL.

SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO LEAVE,
THEN NOW'S THE TIME.

- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE FAR EAST, MICHAEL?
- ONLY MANILA, HONG KONG AND BANGKOK.

OK, SMALL TALK.

I HEARD YOUR PHONE-IN, AND I LIKED YOUR CHAT WITH
THE GUY FROM SWAFFHAM. HE WAS A WACKY FELLA!

NO MOBILE PHONE.
BATTERIES OUT OF YOUR PAGER.

- HELLO, ALAN.
- LYNN, HAND ME AN APPLE PIE.

I REALLY SHOULD GO AND MINGLE NOW.