- I'LL GET ANOTHER HALF BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE.
- YEAH, GO ON, THEN.

IF YOU HAVE, PLEASE TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF.

AND THEN I'LL PUT YOU ACROSS MY KNEE
AND SMACK YOUR BARE BOTTOMS.

THESE ARE NICE. GOT A NICE KIND OF GLOSSY FINISH.

THE SKIRT THING ROUND THE SIDE OF THE BED.

SO DO YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME MORE?

WOULD YOU BE PRONE TO TEMPTATION LIKE ADAM?

(MUSIC PLAYS)

I HEARD HE HIT A PROSTITUTE.

BETTER BEING IN A FICTIONAL NIGHTCLUB
THAN IN A FICTIONAL BATH, ALAN.

DID YOU SEND SOPHIE A VALENTINE'S CARD?

ONE CAN FIND SOME STRENGTH

I DID JUST SAY THAT. ANYWAY, CHOCOLATE ORANGES...

I WANTED TO WATCH ROGER MOORE
NECKING WITH FIONA FULLERRTON.

I CAN'T EMPHASIS THAT ENOUGH

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND. WE WERE BONKING LIKE MAD
LAST NIGHT IN THE CARAVAN.

- SHALL WE PUT THE LIGHTS ON?
- NEVER MIND THAT.

THIS COOKERY BOOK WOULDN'T BE MUCH USE TO ME!