YEAH. SO THAT'S SKY MOVIES...SPORTS...CNN...

AS A MUSTARDESS, IF YOU LIKE,
WHAT'S YOUR VIEW ON THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK?

- SONJA.
- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

- HE IS BRILLIANT PRESENT.
- NOT FOR A MAN APPROACHING 50!

HELLO, AND WELCOME TO "THE LEARNING ZONE",
THURSDAY NIGHT INTO FRIDAY MORNING ON BBC2,

- WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS...
- I LOVE THIS.

MONZA SAID NO TO A FREE CARAVAN
AND YES TO A TOW-BAR.

RIGHT. SHE SAYS NO,
AND SHE WANTS TO SPEAK TO YOU.

"COME BACK ON, ELO, AND CARRY ON PLAYING!"

TELL ME YOUR NAME.

I LIKE "GOLDFINGER". THAT BIT
WHERE THE LASER BEAM'S GOING UP HIS JAFFAS.

I MEAN ME, NOT THE HELICOPTER -
THOUGH SOME SICKO WOULD PROBABLY BUY THAT!

I KNEW THAT, BECAUSE HE COMPOSED
HALF OF IT OVER THERE.

OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR.

EXCEPT I CIRCUMNAVIGATE THE GLOBE

- THAT'S FRANKENSTEIN.
- YOU'VE MADE TWO GLARING ERRORS.

HE USED TO FLIRT WITH LYNN ALL THE TIME.

IS THAT AN ORIGINAL?