YES. SURE.

- THEY CALL NORFOLK THE RUMP OF BRITAIN.
- IT LOOKS LIKE A BOOB.

KATE FITZGERALD'S BOOK, "SOMEONE ELSE",
CHARTS A JOURNEY OF SELF-DISCOVERY

- ARE WE NEARLY THERE?
- KEEP MOVING. THAT'S IT.

I'VE MISSED YOU AN' ALL, MAN. I REALLY HAVE. I JUST...

- TAKE ME TO BONO'S HOUSE.
- YOU WANT TO GO TO BONO'S HOUSE? OK.

- BUT I'M NOT A SEX OFFENDER.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT. THEY WON'T ASK ABOUT IT.

FROM THE BRIT-POP BANDS
LIKE UB4O, DEF LEPPARD,

I THINK IF WE, UM...

I THINK YOU'VE HAD
JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO DRINK,

AND WE DO THAT IN TWO AREAS -

AND WE LIVE TOGETHER. WE'RE NOT GAY!

I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. THEY MAY HAVE
VERY NICE TUDORETTE-STYLE HOUSING,

ALAN, I WANT YOU BACK ON THE TELLY.

WITH THAT MAKE-UP, THEY'RE NEITHER ONE THING
NOR THE OTHER. ARE THEY ALLOWED ON BUSES?

# NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TO THIS

GADZOOKS! IT'S THE NOBLE
SIR DAVID CLIFTON OF RADIOSHIRE.

- HI. I'M PATRICIA LESSING.
- KAREN COLMAN. NICE OF YOU TO COME.