LYNN, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT GETTING A SUBSTITUTE WIFE.

I MEAN, I JUST DON'T WANT TO KISS,
I WANT TO GO THE WHOLE WAY.

OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR.

ALAN, MORE GOOD NEWS...

YES.

EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, MR PARTRIDGE?

MORNING, MR PARTRIDGE. "WAR OF THE WORLDS."

SO, HOW MANY PEOPLE
WERE KILLED IN THE IRISH FAMINE?

- ALL RIGHT, LADS?
- ALL RIGHT, ALAN.

SORT OUT YOUR PECS, DO YOUR BENCH PRESSES.
HERE, HAVE A PROD OF THAT.

CAN I PUT IN JOURNAL THAT I AM
GOOD COOK OF FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST?

- DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE?
- PARDON... YEAH, LOVE IT.

WHICH CHRISTIAN TESTIFIES TO ON HIS SECOND TRACK.
"LONELY

SO MAKE THE MOST OF HER STUNNING FENS
BEFORE THE FLOODS COME,

# IT STARTED WITH A KISS

WHERE DO THEY GET THESE MEN FROM?

- YOU'RE SEXY, BUT I DON'T TRUST YOU.
- JAMES BOND DOESN'T LIVE IN A CARAVAN.

WE'LL SET UP A SIGNAL. IF YOU SEE KETCHUP
IN THE WINDOW, IT MEANS, "LET'S MAKE LOVE."