A FEW WEEKS AGO, I WAS DOING
A CORPORATE FOR ALLIED DUNBAR,

THEY DO SAY IT'LL HELP
PEOPLE IN WHEEEEL CHAAAIRS!

- NO. HAVE YOU ANY TONIC WATER?
- AYE.

.."I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE".

SHEATHS, PROPHYLACTICS,
YOU KNOW, RUBBER JOHNNIES.

- NO.
- YOU BIG GIRLS BRAS!

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
SHOOT FROM YOUR HIP - YOUR NEW HIP.

DO YOU WANT ONE OF THESE?

SO IN THE END IT WAS TELEVISION THAT KILLED HIM.

IT'S HIS FATHER.

BADLY TARMACKED DRIVES IN THIS COUNTY,

- NOT KICK MY HEAD IN?
- NO. I THINK WE SHOULD SHAKE HANDS.

- I'M MONICA. THIS IS CATHERINE.
- HI.

ALL RIGHT. I KNOW.

I'M GOING OUT WITH GORDON.
YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME.

SADLY, IT DIDN'T WORK, SO OFF IT CAME AGAIN,

AND FOR JOINING IN FUN

- HELLO, JOHN.
- AL. WE'VE CONCRETED THE FLOOR.