ALAN!

BUT IT WAS DIFFERENT FOR ME, LIKE
'CAUSE I WAS IN THE ARMY WHEN I WAS SEVENTEEN.

YOU THREW A MONKEY IN THE SEA. THAT'S AWFUL.

(80'S-STYLE SYNTHESIS MUSIC)

COULD YOU COME OUT?
GUESTS ARE NOT ALLOWED BEHIND RECEPTION.

COME BACK! I'LL RIP YOUR BLOODY HEAD OFF!

- SONJA.
- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

AND A SEGMENT OF LEMON,

BUT I THINK I'M SLIGHTLY CONSTIPATED.

- WHAT'S THAT?
- WE TAKE FAT PEOPLE FROM THE INNER CITIES,

THE RATINGS FOR THE FIRST SERIES STARTED POORLY
AND WENT DOWNHILL FROM THERE.

- IS THAT FOR ME, ALAN?
- THAT? GOD, NO, I ALWAYS PUT MY MONEY THERE.

I CAN AFFORD ONE. I'VE GOT A SIX-FIGURE INCOME.

SOME AS YOUNG AS THE ONES
HOLDING BALLOONS OVER THERE -

COULD WE COME LIVE FROM THE BLARNEY STONE?
I'M TYING TO GET AN ANGLE.

THAT'S THE ONE.

- AN AWFUL LOT OF MY COLLEAGUES...
- ARE FARMYARD ANIMALS.

- MICHAEL! MICHAEL!
- THAT'S HOW IT ENDS.