INCLUDING YOUR WIFE, WHICH IS WHY YOU END UP
LIVING LIKE SOME TRAMP IN A LAY-BY.

A LORRY FULL OF LIVESTOCK HAS JACKKNIFED,
SHEDDING ITS LOAD OVER BOTH LANES.

OH, IT'S A DEAD END.

INTERESTING, BECAUSE YOU DO SOUND
LIKE A BADDIE IN A JAMES BOND FILM.

THEY'VE GOT A MODEL OF A SLAVE BOAT
IT'S VERY BIG,

- WOULD YOU LIKE A HORLICKS?
- YES, PLEASE.

IT'S NOT ME. HAVE I GOT A PIERCED NAVEL?

THIS IS A GOOD MURDER WEAPON
BECAUSE YOU COULD BEAT THEM TO DEATH,

OH, SORRY. I WAS JUST DOING THE CATALOGUES.

I'M STEVE BENNETT. I'M THE DIRECTOR
OF THE "HAMILTON'S WATER BREAK" VIDEO.

BILL...?

HERE'S "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME"
AND ALL YOUR OTHER STUFF.

- VOILA.
- THANK YOU, ALAN, THAT'S REALLY LOVELY.

- I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE A RAVER.
- I'M NOT. I'M STRAIGHT.

IT'S YOU. HOW THE DEVIL ARE YOU?

WHO TORTURES YOU BY PUTTING YOUR HAIR
IN A FAX MACHINE AND PRESSING "SEND".

- MORNING, SOPHIE. YOU'RE NOT A MAN, ARE YOU?
- NO.

CHEERS!