LOOK FORWARD TO LISTENING
TO YOUR "DEEP BATH" LATER, ALAN.

- YEAH,
- I'LL REPLICATE THE COVER STANCE.

ARE YOU HAIRY, MARY?

IN WHICH CASE
I WON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S HAPPENED.

- IF I CAN TURN TO YOU, KATE.
- SURE.

JUST JOSHING. HAVE YOU PUT T'CORPSE UNDER T'PATIO?

BEN, SOPHIE, I WANT YOU IN RECEPTION.

- CAN YOU STILL DRIVE THE CAR?
- YEAH, OBVIOUSLY. I MEAN THAT'S...

# FROM MR GOLDFINGER

THE '70S. SPACEHOPPERS AND ER...
SWEETS THEY DON'T MAKE ANY MORE.

NOW, THIS LITTLE BABE CAN COPE WITH ANYTHING,
AND I MEAN ANYTHING!

- THAT'S FOR YOU.
- WHAT'S THIS?

AND ANOTHER ONE JUST SO I CAN HAVE A POSITIVE.

- ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
YES.

(SOFT SINGING)
# I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU LEFT ME #

- WHAT PART OF BIRMINGHAM ARE YOU FROM?
- I'M FROM SOUTH AFRICA.

HA-HA-HA-HA. THAT KISSING SOUND
ISN'T SOMEONE KISSING ME, OR KISSING A COCK.

THIS IS THE SAME RUBBISH AS THE OTHER DAY
WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT PUTTING A SPINE IN A BAP.