ALSO, ALAN IS PRETTY WELL HUNG, SO...

BASH YOUR ARSE!

BONO!

LOVELY TO MEET YOU. I MUST SEE MIKE YAPLEY.

HE NEARLY SOILED HIMSELF! HE LAUGHED SO MUCH
HE HAD KENCO COMING OUT OF HIS NOSTRILS.

SEX FESTIVAL?

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CAN YOU STILL SAY THAT?

IT'S SAD THAT PEOPLE READ ABOUT MEN WHO
CALL THEMSELVES THINGS LIKE STAN THE STABBER,

L THINK HE'LL BE A BIT TOUGHER THAN THAT, LYNN.

BEN, SOPHIE, I WANT YOU IN RECEPTION.

OH! SORRY!

IF I HAVE TO PUT BACK MY ROGER WITH SONJA AGAIN,
I'LL BE FIT TO BURST.

IT'S NOT A PREREQUISITE
FOR BEING ON THE PROGRAMME.

YES.

I TELL YOU, YOU'VE NOT WITNESSED PURE EVIL

I WOULDN'T HIT THEM WITH A SHOVEL
NO MATTER HOW BAD THE BOOKS WERE'.

- REALLY?
- WE BOTH DO ARCHERY. I'M GRADE THREE.

NO. I THINK EVERYONE'S GONE NOW.