THE LOCAL FIRE BRIGADE IN TENT FOUR.

"I'LL HAVE TO TELL SOME OTHER RUSSIANS."

THAT WAS A NEGATIVE,
AND RIGHT NOW I NEED TWO POSITIVES.

- ANY MESSAGES?
- JUST THE ONE. FROM BILL ODDIE.

I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE.

- GET YOURSELF ANOTHER.
- NO CHANCE. BRITISH?

SO I CAME TO KNOW A WARM WOMAN
WITH A SMILE FOR EVERYONE. LET'S HEAR IT FOR LYNN.

- UNLESS YOU CAN THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER.
- COULD GO SHOPPING.

UNFORTUNATELY, PEOPLE WOULD RATHER WATCH
CLIPS OF IDIOTS DRIVING CARS LIKE MANIACS

AND I MARCHED AROUND SAYING, "FEE, FI, FO, FUM!

WELL...I'LL STOP, THEN.

IF WE NEED SOMEONE TO TALK
ABOUT WORKING IN A PETROL STATION, I'LL BE ONTO YOU.

THANK YOU, ALAN.

- ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
- YOU'VE HAD MORPHINE.

THERE'S A LOAD OF FROSTIES ON YOUR STEP.

- HI!
- OH, ALAN!

"JOIN ME TONIGHT WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE"...
L DON'T KNOW, "CHRIS REA."

A MILLION MILES FROM THE URBAN DECAY
OF THE MANCHESTER SHIP CANAL