ANY MORE NEWS, ALAN?

AAGH!

- DO YOU LIKE THE ROOM?
- IT'S VERY NICE.

WELL, IT BOUNCED OFF A ROCK...

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS?
- ALL RIGHT?

OK. LET'S RECAP. DRAW THE GUN FROM THE HOLSTER,

IT'S THE POST OFFICE AND THE SPASTIC SOCIETY.

SPECTACLES, DRIVING GLOVES, PHONE, WALLET, KEYS.

- WHY?
- BECAUSE YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME.

UNBELIEVABLE.

CAN OF FANTA?

- I'VE BEEN UP DRINKING HUMAN BLOOD.
- IS THAT ALL?

- POINT HIM OUT TO ME.
- HE'S GOT A BEARD.

(WOMAN) SCENE THIRTEEN, TAKE TWO,

OH. ALL DONE.

YES. HE HAD A SECOND-CLASS
HONOURS DEGREE IN MEDIA STUDIES

LISTENERS, I HAVE SOMEONE ON THE LINE
WHO FEARS HE MAY BE A GAY.

AH, HELLO, SUSAN. THERE'S A SLIGHT PROBLEM.