THINK ABOUT IT. NO ONE HAD HEARD OF OXFORD
BEFORE "INSPECTOR MORSE".

I ADMIT THAT WAS A MISTAKE.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID "BAP".

A DANKO NIGHTSTICK AS USED
IN THE SERIES "THE X-FILES".

AMAZING. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.

THANK YOU.

YOU COULD WORK ON THE TITANIC.

- SO THIS IS APACHE COMMUNICATIONS?
- YEAH.

HE WENT RIGHT DOWN AND HIT ROCK BOTTOM
AND NOW HE'S ON HIS WAY BACK UP.

# IT STARTED WITH A KISS

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME, LYNN?

THIS IS THE SAME RUBBISH AS THE OTHER DAY
WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT PUTTING A SPINE IN A BAP.

- SHELL, ABOUT A QUARTER OF A MILE.
- HAS IT GOT A MINI-MART?

- YOU CAN RELY ON ME.
- THANK YOU.

HELLO, LYNN. MESSAGE FROM ALAN.

AND A SEGMENT OF LEMON,

- WE DON'T WANT A CLOWN, ALAN.
- GOD, NO.

IT JUST SAYS, "TO JED MAXWELL FROM ALAN".

THAT IS THE STORY.