(STEVE) CUT! OK, STICK HIM IN THE AMBULANCE.

BUT I WAS MADE PROMISES
ABOUT STORAGE THAT WERE NOT KEPT.

DON'T YOU MEAN THE WORST OF BOTH WORLDS?

A SEQUENCE OF EASY EXERCISES TO RELIEVE STRESS,

YOU MUST BE MY GUEST. WE DISCUSS ISSUES.

NOT CORIAN, A MAN-MADE MARBLE SUBSTITUTE?

I'D BASICALLY LIKE TO UNDERSTAND
MAN'S INHUMANITY TO MAN,

SO MAKE THE MOST OF HER STUNNING FENS
BEFORE THE FLOODS COME,

COULD YOU COOL ME DOWN
WITH A HAND FAN, PLEASE, LYNN?

HELLO.

IT'S SOUP YOU CAN EAT. BUT LOTS OF LIQUID.

CAN YOU HEAR ME? I'M TRAPPED UNDER A COW.

- SO WHAT DID YOU SEE IN BANGKOK?
- I SAW THE GOLDEN TEMPLE. BEAUTIFUL IT WAS.

- NO.
- YOU BIG GIRLS BRAS!

AND THEN I POPPED INTO HI-FI SERIOUS

- ALISON PARTRIDGE!
- NO. ALAN.

I'D BEEN ASLEEP FOR EIGHT HOURS LIKE THAT.

CHRIS, CAN WE HAVE A CHAT?