- I'VE GOT WOOD THERE.
- THAT'S MDF. OH, YOU'RE MAKING A JOKE.

I ARREST YOU ON SUSPICION
OF SUCKING UP TO A MUSTARD MAGNATE.

THEY'RE SEX SWAPPERS!
THIS IS DEFCON ONE. LOOK.

OK. THANK YOU.

- DIDN'T YOU USED TO BE ON TELEVISION?
- YEAH. I GOT OUT OF IT. UNPLEASANT PEOPLE.

- KEEP THE THOUGHT THERE.
- AAGH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ATTACKING ME.

STOP SAYING YOU THREW YOUR MONKEY IN THE SEA.

- DO YOU WANT A CUP?
- THANK YOU.

SHE GOES ON A BIT.

HELLO?

- THAT WAS A CLOSE SHAVE.
- AYE, IT WAS.

MICHAEL, I WOULDN'T ASK FOR
A 25% DISCOUNT ON A KITCHEN.

CERTAINLY ENOUGH ROOM TO SWING A CAT IN HERE.

YES, THANK YOU.

THE GOOD THING
ABOUT STEPHEN HAWKING IS, HE IS CLEAR.

(ALAN) GO, GO, GO, GO. START THE CAR.

HOW DOES THAT WORK ON RADIO?

(MAN) WIVENHOE, FLITWICK, TIPTREE,