AND SAY, "THAT IDIOT'S GOT A BABY "H".

IT'S THE BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND.
A TERRIBLE TIME FOR THE LONELY.

BUT EVEN THEN IT WAS STOLEN,

I THOUGHT I'D TAKE THE JUG
IN CASE IT'S QUAFFED BY R2D2 OVER THERE.

MARVELLOUS.

THAT'S VERY GOOD.
I COULD SEND HER INTO NORWICH ON AN ERRAND.

AND I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS OF WOMEN IN BIKINIS
BEING HOSED DOWN IN CAR PARKS.

HELLO.

- ARE THEY REPAIRABLE?
- I'LL JUST CHECK.

I WISH I'D BEEN A BIT MORE SPONTANEOUS.

I'M NOT OLD! I'M 43, YOU CHEEKY GIT!

THERE'S THE BATH, HOP IN, THERE'S A LOOFAH...

WHAT'S IT ABOUT, THEN, ALAN?

- HOW LONG DID YOU PUT THIS IN FOR?
- EIGHT MINUTES.

YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF...

- ARE YOU NOT HAVING ANY BACON?
- NO, I'M VEGETARIAN.

..REVOLVE. OR VICE VERSA, YOU KNOW.

TELL YOU WHAT AMUSES ME, MICHAEL,
IS WHEN PEOPLE CRITICISE MY BOOK