- YOU DO KNOW WHO I AM?
- NO,

YOU BE TONY HAYERS.

- YOU'RE HAVING A LAGER AND THESE DRINKS HERE?
- YES, THESE ARE...THE CHASERS.

YOU'RE NOT PUSHING THEM HARD ENOUGH.
PRETEND I'M A CUSTOMER.

- MY HOUSE? THERE'S NO ELECTRICITY.
- I'D LIKE TO SEE IT.

THAT WAS OAP - OLD ALAN PARTRIDGE.

QUITE ATTRACTIVE. PUT THAT DOWN AS A PLUS POINT.

JET FROM "GLADIATORS" TO HOST
A MILLENNIUM BARN DANCE AT YEOVIL AERODROME.

I WANT TO STEAL A CONE AND WAVE IT AROUND A BIT.

"WITH A MERE NINETY-BREAK HORSEPOWER AVAILABLE,

BUT I CAN'T ACTUALLY COOK MYSELF!

IF YOU WOULD.

IRONIC, REALLY. HE WORKED
IN TELEVISION HIS WHOLE LIFE

L WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF SHE WENT
AND OPENED UP HER CHEST,

I CUT IT RIGHT IN HALF. HE RUNS ONTO THE GARAGE ROOF.

DO YOU WANT A LIFT TO THE CAB RANK?

MUST BE SOMEWHERE EKE, THEN.

I'VE HAD SOME PRETTY LATE NIGHT
SESSIONS MYSELF. YEAH.