- JUST A MINERAL WATER FOR ME, PLEASE.
- ACTUALLY, I'LL HAVE A MINERAL WATER, TOO.

- HI. I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- PIET.

THE IDEA OF REFLECTION OF COURSE
IS WHAT DAD WAS INTERESTED IN, THE IDEA OF...

READ IT BACK.

I WOULDN'T HIT THEM WITH A SHOVEL
NO MATTER HOW BAD THE BOOKS WERE'.

- BUDGE UP.
- SORRY I'M A BIT LATE.

OH, EXCUSE ME.
SOPHIE, COULD YOU DEAL WITH THIS?

YEAH.

I'D LOVE TO FEEL AN AIRBAG GO OFF IN MY FACE.

MY PEEPHOLE PRINGLE IS MODELLED
ON AN SAS BALACLAVA.

RIGHT.

# CURLY, BLACK AND KINKY

THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE,
LICENSED TO KILL...TIME BY WATCHING VIDEOS.

BUT I CAN'T ACTUALLY COOK MYSELF!

- A BADGER. I SEE HER AS A BADGER.
- I CAN IMAGINE HER SNIFFING THE AIR.

THE WAVES GENTLY LICKING AT YOUR FEET,

THAT'LL PROBABLY BE A LOT OF TROUBLE, WON'T IT?

IT'S IN THE SCHEDULE.
VISIT TO YOUR MOTHER'S GRAVE, THEN "DOCTOR NO".