YES. IN FACT, THE BEST THING I EVER DID
WAS GETTING THROWN OUT BY MY WIFE!

- DO YOU WANT ANY PETROL?
- I'LL GET IT ACROSS THE ROAD.

THERE'S THE BATH, HOP IN, THERE'S A LOOFAH...

I'VE ALREADY DONE SOMETHING FOR THEM.
I DID AN AFTER-DINNER WITH BILL ODDIE.

PROBABLY DESIGNED
BY THE PERSON WHO DID THE TABLE.

I MET A GUY CALLED JACK ON THE INTERNET,
THEN HE WENT BACK TO HIS WIFE.

- UNCOVERED ANY OLD FIREPLACES?
- NO. IT'S A BRAND-NEW HOUSE.

WE'VE EATEN. THANKS.

FREDERICK EMAILS TO SAY HE HAS FOUR CHILDREN.

QUITE LITERALLY. I'M ON THE RING ROAD.
THE THIRD TIME ROUND.

YOU SHOULD TURN THIS INTO A SANDWICH BOARD

HELLO, ALAN. GOOD NEWS.

- DID YOU LIKE IT?
- I LOVED IT.

WOULD YOU BE BRAVE ENOUGH
TO LET ME FINISH MY CONVERSATION?

I'M HOSTING A CONFERENCE FOR DANTE'S OF READING -

L HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU, ALAN,
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A SONG ABOUT...

GREAT. THE FAT ENVELOPE. NOT YOU, LYNN.

SO I DISMANTLED MY CORBY TROUSER PRESS.