- IT KILL YOU?
- IT'S CHOLESTEROL. SCOTTISH PEOPLE EAT IT.

- ER, BEN?
- YEAH?

IT WOULD BE BEERGH! BOOSH! BOOSH!

- HERE COMES YOUR EGG IN A BAP.
- GREAT. MMM. YUM-YUM.

- ARE YOU GOING BACK TO YOUR WIFE?
- NO! CAROL? NO, GOD, NO.

- DON'T GIVE YOURSELF A HEART ATTACK.
- IT'S CARDIOVASCULAR EXERCISE.

WHICH I HAPPEN TO THINK IS VERY GOOD. I MEAN,
IT'S NOT FIVE-STAR, BUT IT'S CERTAINLY COMPETITIVE.

I'VE NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
SHE'LL BE ALONG SOON WITH A HOT DESSERT.

NO. I WAS INTERESTED IN SOMETHING EARLIER.

LOOK. I WANT TWO SPEAKERS
FOR AN ALBA STEREO SYSTEM.

THE TIME'S 11.3O... SORRY, IT'S YOUR SHOW.

FIRE! FIRE! THE FAIR'S ON FIRE!

IT'S HIS THORAX. HE'LL BE FINE.

I TELL YOU WHO I'D LIKE TO PUT IN THE STOCKS.

NIPPING OFF FOR A FAG?

- IT'S MY WEAKNESS, I'M AFRAID. I'VE GOT A CELLAR.
- SO HAVE I.

- ALAN PARTRIDGE THERE...
- THERE'S OTHERS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?