YEAH. I HATE MERCS.
PEOPLE WHO DRIVE THEM ARE JUST SA-A-AD.

HE'S NOT SEEN ME. I'LL GET HIM LATER.

ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BLAZER BADGE
AND WAGON WHEELS. EXCELLENT.

- IT'S QUITE DISTRACTING WHEN YOU INTERRUPT.
- YOU JUST INTERRUPTED HER!

YOU HAVE BIG SHEDS, BUT NOBODY'S ALLOWED IN,

MR T OSSER. THAT DOESN'T EVEN WORK.

THIS COMING FROM THE MAN
WHO ONCE GAVE AWAY A CD

THAT SKIRTING BOARD SEEMS A BIT LOW.
COULD YOU CHANGE IT AGAIN?

IT'S 11.3O. TIME FOR MY "DEEP BATH".

IF YOU THINK YOU CAN UPSTAGE JILL BY WEARING THAT,
YOU'RE VERY MUCH MISTAKEN.

- BY ALL MEANS.
- WHERE IS IT?

I THOUGHT THAT'D THROW YOU.

.."PARTRIDGE" I CAN UNDERSTAND,
BUT THEN "COCK" AND "PISS"

- AND A BAG OF MINSTRELS.
- OOH.

- TELL HIM THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.
- THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE.

ALAN, JUST RELAX. IF EVERYTHING'S ABOVE BOARD,
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

TERRIBLE NEWS, TERRIBLE NEWS.

- HIS PANIC ATTACKS HAVE ALL BUT STOPPED.
- THANKS, LYNN.