HOW DID THE COUNTY SHOW GO, ALAN?

THEY WILL LOOK DOWN THROUGH THEIR GIANT TELESCOPE

YES.

CHEERS.

THIS ONE'S A BAPTIST.
LYNN'S BEING SUBMERGED THIS WEEK, FOR HER SINS.

YOU HAVEN'T LOST IT, ALAN.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY.

- AN AWFUL LOT OF MY COLLEAGUES...
- ARE FARMYARD ANIMALS.

IT DOES PRECLUDE YOU
FROM THE ALCOHOL THAT I'VE PROVIDED.

I'D LIKE THAT, THOUGH.

- IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY, AND LOVE IS IN THE AIR?
- AYE, AYE!

I WEAR TOMMY HILFINGER.

YOU COULD SIT ON HIS FACE.

I'M DOWN, BUT I'M NOT A HO.

IT WAS A HUMOROUS INTRO INTO A SONG,
WHICH HAS BEEN TAKEN TOO LITERALLY

SOMETHING WHICH JONI
SINGULARLY FAILS TO POINT OUT.

I'M NOT OLD! I'M 43, YOU CHEEKY GIT!

IT'S YOU. HOW THE DEVIL ARE YOU?

NO. I'M HAVING LUNCH
AT TGL FRIDAY'S WITH GORDON.