# POSSESSED YOU, I HATED YOU

QUITE NEARBY, I SAW A COMMUNITY CENTRE
WITH A MURAL ON THE SIDE.

(THEY HONK)

(SIGHS)

OH, NO.

THEN I WAS OUT OF WORK FOR TWO YEARS,
CLINICALLY FED UP, BOO-HOO...

WHERE'S THE ROAD?

BEAR WITH ME.

OK! IT'S 7 A.M.
WAKEY-WAKEY, IT'S THE BREAKFAST SHOW.

BUT THEN YOU WERE BORN
AND WE GREW TO LIKE YOU.

YEAH.

SORRY. IT'S THE NEW SYSTEM.

PITY, BECAUSE THEY WERE VERY KEEN ON THAT ONE.

NO, SHE SOUNDS WEIRD. YOU CAN'T USE THAT.

KEEP IT, KEEP IT.

AYE, I DID HEAR ABOUT THIS CORPORAL, RIGHT.

I DONE IT JUST TO CHEER YOU UP
BECAUSE THE FIREPLACE JOB WAS KNACKERED

- EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
- YES.