USE A SAUSAGE AS A BREAKWATER.

IT'S CHIEF CONSTABLE DAVE CLIFTON
OF SCOTLAND YARD'S

WE'RE IN THE SAME AREA. I WONDERED IF YOU'D
LIKE TO TAKE A TAXI BACK WITH ME, MAKE A SAVING.

- WHO?
- WHO?!

- LOVED YOUR ARTICLE IN THE GUARDIAN, BY THE WAY.
- REALLY?

- HAVE YOU BEEN PREPARING FOR A LONG TIME?
- YES.

MINE'S UPBEAT TOO.

I'M SORRY, MR HAWK,
YOUR PARDON HAS BEEN TURNED DOWN.

YOURS HAD HAIRS AT THE BASE
AND A DOTTED LINE EMANATING FROM THE CROWN.

(STEVE) HE'S OK.
GET THE COW OFF THE BOAT, PLEASE.

EXCUSE ME? MUSTARD. I MEAN, KAREN.
THIS LADY WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU.

SORRY I'M LATE. I MEAN, I KNOW I'M NOT LATE.
I'M JUST A LITTLE BIT LATE.

L JUST THOUGHT I'D POUR
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE OVER YOU.

- SHOE COVERS.
- YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LIVE ON A WARD.

THANK YOU.

CLYDESDALE HORSES. 12 HANDS HIGH.

NO. I'LL STICK WITH IT, MAN.

LOOK LIKE A WOMAN, BUT REALLY IT'S A MAN.