- HELLO. MICHAEL.
- AYE AYE, MR PARTRIDGE.

NO, SERIOUSLY. IT WAS TEXTBOOK.

- NO, LOOK, LOOK.
- FOUR WORDS.

NOW, YOUR PROGRAMME...

ERROR TWO..

I'M JOKING, OF COURSE IT'S NOT,

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK?

WITH SOME ICE

"AQUA." WHICH IS FRENCH FOR WATER.

AND INSIDE THESE SHEDS
ARE TWENTY-FOOT-HIGH CHICKENS

THAT'S THE SAME SIZE
AS YOUR BEDROOM IN THE CARAVAN.

YEAH. BUT ALL THOSE SMALL TAXIS
AND LITTLE TOWER BRIDGES MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A GIANT.

THEY'VE GOT SOME GOATS' CHEESE OUT THERE.

A PAIN IN THE ARSE, ISN'T IT?

CABBAGES. DON'T LIKE CABBAGES AT ALL.
LET'S GET THROUGH THIS LOT.

WHO'S SHE? IS SHE YOUR LATEST ER...?