DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAYS ON THE SIDE OF MY CAR?

WELCOME TO TAPE TWO
OF "LET GO WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE",

DAN!

YES.

THEY USE KETAMINE TO TRANQUILLISE THE HORSE
AND THEN EXTRACT THE HORSE'S SEMEN.

AND ANOTHER ONE JUST SO I CAN HAVE A POSITIVE.

- UNCOVERED ANY OLD FIREPLACES?
- NO. IT'S A BRAND-NEW HOUSE.

THAT'S SUCH A POINTLESS DEATH.

PEOPLE ALWAYS GO ON ABOUT SPACE,
BUT PEOPLE FORGET YOU CAN GET LOST IN SPACE.

FROM LOUGHBOROUGH UNIVERSITY.

OOH, A DEAD DADDY-LONG-LEGS.

BUT I THINK I'M SLIGHTLY CONSTIPATED.

HE WANTS TO BE BURIED IN A LARGE SATIN-LINED
COFFIN WITH A COUPLE OF PAGE THREE STUNNERS.

AND SHOUT, "GET OUT OF THE AREA!"
AND WATCH THEM PANIC.

- HAVE YOU KEPT IT BELOW ROOM TEMPERATURE?
- I DON'T THINK SO.

BECAUSE GIN AND TONIC AND BAILEYS
ARE LIKE A LADY'S DRINK, LAGER'S A BOYS' DRINK?

OH...BUTTER MY ARSE!

- TONY.
- BE LYNN AGAIN.